 | Fernandel Édouard Saint-Forget, Quintuplets' father |
 | Fernandel Alain Saint-Forget, Beautician |
 | Fernandel Désiré Saint-Forget, Window Cleaner |
 | Fernandel Étienne Saint-Forget, the old sea-dog |
 | Fernandel Étienne Saint-Forget, the old sea-dog |
 | Fernandel Bernard Saint-Forget, Editor at 'Elle et Lui' Newspaper (aka 'tante Nicole') |
 | Fernandel Charles Saint-Forget, the priest (Don camillo lookalike) |
 | Françoise Arnoul Marianne Durand-Perrin, the daughter |
 | Andrex Seaman |
 | Michel Ardan Seaman |
 | Edmond Ardisson Brigadier Gustave |
 | Georges Chamarat M. Durand-Perrin, the father |
 | Édouard Delmont Dr. Bollène, quintuplets' godfather |
 | Paulette Dubost Solange Saint-Forget, Désiré's Wife |
 | Ky Duyen Chinese cards player on Boat (as Ky-Duyen) |
 | Louis de Funès Pilate, Funeral Director (as Louis de Funes) |
 | Leopoldo Francés Half-breed cards player on Boat |
 | Micheline Gary Beauty Parlor Hostess |
 | René Génin Alphonse, Mayor of Trézignan |
 | Denise Grey Ms. Durand-Perrin, the mother |
 | Tony Jacquot Trézignan Teacher |
 | René Havard Lift Attendant (as René Havart) |
 | Yette Lucas Mariette, Edouard's maid |
 | Lolita López Azitad (as Lolita Lopez) |
 | Albert Michel Bar owner |
 | Darío Moreno American cards player on boat (as Dario Moreno) |
 | Nina Myral Justine, Durand-Perrin's maid |
 | Noël Roquevert Antoine Brissard |
 | José Casa Gendarme |
 | Gil Delamare Reckless Driver |
 | Max Desrau New Funeral Director |
 | Jean Diéner Undertaker |
 | Édouard Francomme Bar patron |
 | Renée Gardès Concierge |
 | Manuel Gary Doctor |
 | Alinda Kristensen Beauty Parlor Hostess |
 | Marcel Loche Editor at 'Elle et Lui' Newspaper |
 | Yannick Malloire Désiré's elder daughter |
 | Raphaël Patorni Actor playing Rodrigue |
 | Pâquerette Charles Saint-Forget's Maid |
 | Philippe Richard Actor playing Don Gormas |
 | Andrée Servilanges Receptionist at 'Elle et Lui' Newspaper |
 | Eiffel Tower Eiffel Tower |
| Jocelyne Bressy |
 | Georges Demas Reporter |
 | Franck Maurice Bar patron |